2013:
8th March
8:10 pm ferry home:
walking the top deck
there’s one soft spot at the bow
hair’s gone Medusa
city glow recedes
across the salty velvet
Orion keeps pace
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8th March
for Linda Wolf and I Am a Full Woman:
celebrate women
today and every other
the whole world over
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8th March
car key snapped in two
stuck under tree of starlings
standing in their rain
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7th March
parachute party
I’ll be sad when birthdays change
to big kid style fun

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6th March
drizzle doesn’t stop
the mourning doves from cooing
love under fern swords
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5th March
girl comes home waving
letter from the principal
we’re all in trouble
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4th March
coyotes hunting
or dogs calling from fenced yards
my neck hairs can tell
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3rd March
If people match pets
I’d better get a bulldog
with lush droopy jowls
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2nd March
listening to frogs
gives my heart a bitter squeeze
on the edge of spring
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1st March
parakeets like jazz
while they gaze through the window
at sheets of drizzle
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27th February
10-year old can scream
loud enough to tell the dead
about her homework
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25th February
my stars and garters
but the first day back at school
negates vacation
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24th February
walking Bucklin Hill
Mira says the best music
is song of the woods
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23rd February
Last assignment from Emily Williamson:
carry a marble
hide it somewhere surprising
magic for strangers
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19th February
more winter may come
but birdsong and narcissus
fill the world today

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17th February
sun filters through clouds
sound’s waves become mercury
a fun house mirror
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15th February
gummy bear aglow
in melted spoon of fro-yo
sun shines after school
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12th February
calling all wolf packs
two children looking for you
would like new mother
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9th February
for Emily Williamson:
Em, this island’s love
is with you forever on
as you journey home
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8th February
looking at blue sky
snowmageddon in the news
it’s a big country
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6th February
bad pantry surprise
gochugaru’s gone moldy
kimchi will be bland
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5th February
back door cracks open
frozen soil startles sprouts wings
flying carpets live
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bulbs swell from earth still
winter’s end can drag on so
hold your head on straight
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1st February
woken by a storm
3 a.m. thundering joy
raccoons on the roof
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31st January
heritage breed hen
is too smart for garden’s good
annoying chicken
30th January
where once was forest
we can eat frozen yogurt
bright lights small island
29th January
cowgirl has new boots
keeps her heels down in stirrups
and her heart up high
27th January
Sunday school students
enough jumping and popcorn
pay off in deep thoughts
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25th January
standing in the gray
gazing across Rich Passage
at the sunny side
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14th January
out of milk for tea
sky’s the right color and close
enough to fill cups
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3rd January
throw up the visor
driving into liquid gold
sun splits winter’s gray
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2nd January
no more wolf whistles
these days it’s hound dogs braying
from their passing cars
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1st January
may we all be blessed
with love, health, good work, and joy
a happy new year
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2012:
31st December
sunrise compensates
for early morning hen chores
standing in the muck
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25th December
rubber chicken wish
granted today by Santa
interfaith giver
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plastic-free present
porcelain doll not Barbie
sometimes old is best
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21st December, NRA press conference in response to Sandy Hook Elementary:
refuse to accept
this militarization
of society
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NRA added
darkness to this shortest day
but light is coming
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20th December, article about the death of Dylan Hockley and Anne Marie Murphy’s arms:
parapro hero
but no one should die like this
adult or child
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20th December
house smells like Pesach
filling matzah roca jars
teachers’ Christmas cheer
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14th December, Sandy Hook Elementary massacre:
I hug my children
some mothers’ arms are empty
all hearts are broken
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13th December
there’s a whole lot of
Neil Diamond and Barbra on
Christmas radio
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10th December
bad mother morning
some days start with loud failure
wailing late to school
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9th December
girl plans to attend
agricultural college
become a cowgirl
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8th December
house will smell like oil
for longer than Hanukkah
completely worth it
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wax on the table
air smells of onions and oil
Happy Hanukkah
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miracles for all
wishing freedom for the world
on this night of light
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7th December
must dig potatoes
stock up on oil and candles
find grease-stained apron
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7th December
thank you good neighbor
best voicemail message ever
about casserole:
“Wonder of wonders,
miracle of miracles,
your girls are eating casserole!”
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5th December
meet, chirp, move on in
for parakeets it’s easy
love is in the house
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3rd December
because books matter
and so does where you buy them
local bookstore love
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3rd December
Grandma Inge’s tip
put used coffee grounds in car
you’ll be happier
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2nd December
scent of cardamom
stove and roof bubble music
rice pudding and rain
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28th November
one parakeet left
calling calling for his love
she’s not coming back
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26th November
I once had a cat
who purred only when she heard
La Marseillaise
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25th November
raising a horse girl
involves plenty of laundry
love thrives in barn dust
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24th November
pecan pie sings out
sweet browned butter siren song
can you hear it too?
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23rd November
someone had to eat
the German chocolate frosting
fridge was just too full
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18th November
morning of puppets
afternoon of membrillo
but first more coffee
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9th November
Grateful to see frost
through my kids’ eyes not just with
my frozen fingers
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7th November
grateful for daughters
growing up free to learn, love
live true to themselves
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6th November, election day, 11 pm
Let love rule.
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6th November, election day, 10 pm
now I can pick up
the phone again without fear
no more robocalls
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6th November, election day, 8 am
can’t take this suspense
having trouble staying in
my skin itches hope
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2nd November
Bainbridge Island fall
on fire with all the colors
of rotting pumpkin
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27th October
wind catches witch hat
billows cape rustles broomstick
maybe I could fly
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27th October
hands orange gore stringy
even vegetarians
slaughter these and smile
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22nd October
it’s nightmare season
all night long with the bad dreams
of election night
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21st October
goat cheese for dessert
goat cheese with my breakfast eggs
just can’t have too much
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16th October
it’s Pumpkin Walk time
this year is in fast forward
or maybe that’s life
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12th October
northwest children dance
jumping for joy shouting out
rain! rain! it’s raining!
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7th October
salt breeze stirs apples
blackberries and maple leaves
into heaven’s scent
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30th September
Sukkot 5773:
shake your lulavs here
our sukkah loves visitors
please bring fresh s’chach
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24th September
homeschool calls to me
I can’t stand all this homework
crowding out real life
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21st September
predictable yes
this is my mental loop song
for these Days of Awe
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20th September
kneads my hair to frizz
breathes whiskers along my neck
cat loves bedtime most
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16th September
grateful hands all red
blood sacrifice tastes salty
blackberry juice sweet
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15th September
family music hour
Riff Cohen Barbra
Lady Marmalade
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13th September
pink orange shimmering
wildfire smoke sunrise filter
destructive beauty
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12th September
blackberry tool kit
colander iPod long sleeves
feisty attitude
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11th September
so much has changed so
much remains the same old same
eleven years on
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9th September
fall is in my hair
golden-green tree confetti
ticker tape parade
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7th September
hen sings her egg song
in time with Leonard Cohen
hallelujah-awk
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6th September
curly willow’s bird
sings a monotonous song
I know how that goes
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5th September
what have I become
yard full of men with chainsaws
and I love the noise
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29th August
frying zucchini
I missed the first drops of rain
matching sizzle hiss
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29th August
after school mint tea
underneath the cherry trees
called off by the rain
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28th August
find the lunchboxes
stock up on colored pencils
school starts tomorrow
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25th August
picking blackberries
mama raccoon says they’re hers
I defer to growls
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15th August
wrapped the neighbor’s dog
in two receiving blankets
comfort for his grave
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15th August
dangerous knowledge
I can make potato chips
in my microwave
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14th August
pneumonia and I
like to cough at shooting stars
oh hot summer nights
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11th August
expecting good eggs
thanks to that melted ice cream
the hens just slurped up
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25th July
no one else likes you
poor raspberry clafoutis
you can be my lunch
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23rd July
will not turn heat on
going to shiver through it
with more hot coffee
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21st July
supple leather boots
fast bike sharp axe linen sheets
midlife crisis list
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21st July
sorry lavender
I didn’t mean to mow you
but now life smells good
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20th July
flashy high rumbling
over a blanket of rain
my plants love this storm
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16th July
sun sets early here
in the bowl of Baker Hill
cool evening relief
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15th July
canes heavy with fruit
fill me with juicy ripe guilt
must pick raspberries
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14th July
note to self:
when all hope seems lost
remember there is always
lemon icebox pie
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13th July
rolling suitcase dream
bumped along my roof all night
woke to thunderstorm
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still with the thunder
one whole rumbling night and day
whose weather is this
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7th July
seagull swoops too close
strangers take each other’s pics
sun drenched ferry ride
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glorious sunshine
makes me crave songs of doomed love
no happy endings
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5th July
some days are plain hard
but a jar of sweet peas cheers
so there’s that at least
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4th July
holiday of noise
candy rain at the parade
sulfur fireworks air
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3rd July
Steller’s jays stand out
rich blue flashes on gray sky
waiting for the rain
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30th June
one extra second
will spend mine eating berries
picked in the damp dark
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29th June
remember boxes
of free kittens and puppies
outside grocery stores
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28th June
so much time sorting
trash to treasure piece by piece
makes a person tired
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26th June
8 hours yesterday
10 more dumpster hours today
I’ve seen some weird stuff
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20th June
post-solstice panic
tomorrow has less daylight
sliding to winter
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17th June
watching waves leap up
drenching Wapato Point dock
windy summer break
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16th June
little hurricane
my new music obsession
can’t stop listening
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15th June
summer begins now
must have music to survive
this is a good start
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10th June
we need volunteers
for the Rotary dumpster
sign up now for fun
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9th June
bowl of sweet red joy
no more for cheeky robin
girls get these berries
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5th June
wrinkles setting in
must remember default smile
lock that lie in skin
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5th June
sour gray morning
drizzle adds to gravity
pins me to flat earth
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3rd June
laptop my laptop
please forgive that coffee spill
please come back to me
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1st June
moth on my laptop
squirrel uses school’s crosswalk
the forest grows strong
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30th May
pink satin nightie
goes well with boots for dawn chores
weep now, ancestors
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29th May
past midnight baking
rhubarb vanilla custard
fragrant lullabye
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27th May
green gold treasure trove
Swainson’s thrushes fill this grove
each sounds a bit drunk
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25th May
pileated friend
skittish on the suet block
why so worried red
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23rd May
waddling heartbreak
ducklings crossing parking lot
mama duck braves doom
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21st May
squeak chicken coop rat
I know I should kill you dead
but your hands stop me
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16th May
motherhood includes
word I swore I’d never use
inappropriate
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14th May
teapot warm to touch
before kettle is on stove
hot day on the way
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9th May
Mira loves Pink Floyd
most especially The Wall
so much for Raffi
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8th May
work impacts my screen
Googling green sex data
nets me new side ads
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7th May
72 true?
looks like summer’s come early
and on a Monday
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6th May
slept through first sunlight
chickens are ashamed of me
goldfinch scolds from tree
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4th May
solo parenting
through sensory meltdown storms
don’t try this at home
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3rd May
standing in the rain
remembering to live love
nothing matters more
burying a friend
rain soaked dirt drums on coffin
umbrellas startle
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22nd April
blisters and splinters
I earned this gin and tonic
sipped by new fire pit
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21st April
shoveling compost
trying not to spear the hens
dashing in for worms
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20th April
shattered French press gone
glass shard still stuck in my foot
coffee-free week sucks
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13th April
past midnight thinking
plastic straws and poetry
instead of deep sleep
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6th April
girls sweep chametz up
feed it to six happy hens
trade for Pesach eggs
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28th March
dog ate something wrong
licked my nostrils inside out
now spring smells like shit
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7th March
puddle droplets fly
junkohs bathe in lid left out
nature loves our mess
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26th February
graupel in the night
soft blanket of hush falling
makes the dog bark bark
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22nd February
dreamy bedtime talk
Richard Nixon Watergate
sweet dreams wee nerdlets
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22nd February
black shadows on green
grass liquid gold in between
strong sunshine at last
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20th February
peeping tub of fluff
red light warms people up too
spring chicks in winter
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3rd February
part moon bright as full
dog wants out at 1 am
runs circles in light
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26th January
gray morning surprise
bus stop lost to bad driving
sad muddy rubble
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23rd January
DSL back on
5 day net fast is over
ice storm’s mixed blessing
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17th January
flat gray sky and sound
color of a just-dead fish
waiting for new snow
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15th January
junco army hops
must secure the suet block
no bushtits allowed
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9th January
merde alors chickens
flying into the garden
need a higher fence
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8th January
database research
who knew it would be so fun?
no I’m not kidding
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4th January
robins singing out
in my January yard
too early for spring
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3rd January
7:30 bus
lunch boxes of mystery
vacation’s over
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2011:
31st December
parking lot rainbow
be a harbinger of joy
a happy new year
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24th December
baking gingerbread
is much more fun than learning
you need four new tires
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23rd December
things you shouldn’t do:
web search potential issue
your kid’s doc brought up
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23rd December
winter vacation
second trip to urgent care
I need more coffee
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22nd December
all-ages gambling
will the state shut down our den
of dreidel spinning?
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20th December
potatoes piled up
house will reek of oil and joy
for eight glowing nights
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5th December
anna’s hummingbird
honey badger of the air
dogs? it just don’t care
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2nd December
work meeting stops cold
all heads snap to the window
alarmed by the sun
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11th November
bird-leaf confusion
junkohs flash up leaves straight down
chickadees spiral
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16 September
fall goldfinches match
the buddleia’s dying leaves
dirty mustard brown
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28th July
Freedom Rock neighbor
it’s finally summer now
where is our soundtrack?
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23 July
fixed gear bicycle
that road looked so flat to me
now I know it’s not
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21 July
picking raspberries
wearing my black fleece jacket
no scratched arms this year
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13 July
wearing coat inside
too stubborn to pay for heat
yes it is July
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2nd June
air all aflutter
a hummingbird Thunderdome
spring’s a brutal time
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1st May
warm enough at last!
enough insects for the bats
pooping on the deck
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25 April
first golden goldfinch
back at the feeder today
it wasn’t a dream
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31st March
still in pajamas
eating fried kabocha squash
spring break island style
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25th March
Rufous hummingbird
Mexico is far away
this nectar’s for you
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11th March
Libya Japan
much too much daily heartbreak
good thing there’s love too
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28th February
robin has more faith
hopping in the garden mud
convinced spring has come
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16th February
barking barking dogs
six hens dashing for cover
this is some hail fall
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20th January
bus stop not so dark
enough light for colors now
scarves and sky aglow
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11th January
muffled ferry horn
backyard a cottony hush
finally some snow
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Rebecca,
This is both enchanting and hysterical! love that! Wait, shouldn’t I be writing this in Haiku?
Thank you! Not to worry, there’s no requirement that comments be made in Haiku. Yet. I’m so glad you find these hysterical – Writing them frequently cracks me up, so I’d be very happy if some of that came through.